Somebody remind me to never take a Mucinex ever again.  I'm telling you, they kill me.  4 hours ago I was stoned, as Seth put it, and now I'm wide awake at 5 AM, and not a lick of sleep.  My brain won't stop.  My heart's pounding.  I'm hungry.  So, I'm assuming that would be the other half of that big honkin' pill I took.  The white half, maybe.  Not the expectorant half, the other half, the half that's a few chemicals shy of crack.  I actually took two pills.  
I've got a continual and conscious narration of my thoughts going on inside my head.  It doesn't help that, with my new reading companion, Wuthering Heights, (which I read right before bed) I'm thinking with a British accent and inflection.  Which is both interesting and amusing all in itself:  One part of my consciousness listening to the other part speak in proper British form.
Anyway, I've got a dang cold.
Or shall I say...A temporary illness led on by winds of misfortune has befallen me, and I dare say I must take necessary precautions to beseech its retreat.  Retreat, I say!  Retreat, unwanted ghoul of nature.  Ahhh, retreat unto the far reaches of origin that you might sink back into nonexistance and disturb one's slumber no more.
Yeah, so....can't sleep.
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6 comments:
Yuck, sorry to hear you're sick.
But wow, what I would give to be a fly on the wall there. Fancy stoned on cold medicine and hearing British voices, and Seth... well, just being Seth. :-)
Muses Gone Wild!
LOL, Bronte would be so proud.
feel better soon!
excellent usage of the word beseech :)
C-Ham, so what you're saying is Seth is loopy enough without being stoned on cold medicine.
TSB, I love those ladies.
Audrey, thanks a mil.
Tiny D, why thank you, my dear newly aquired sister of two years and a fortnight. Two fortnights, rather. Or is it three? See, this is where my British lingo suffers. What the heck is a fortnight? (Wiki says 14 days...)
You want the Dictionary entry for fortnight, which gives the etymology:
Middle English fourtenight, alteration of fourtene night, fourteen nights ...
Now you'll never forget. :^)
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