I'm in an elevator. Enter a 6-yr-old and his mother.
6-YR-OLD: (to his mother) "Buy a dog! Buy a dog! BUY A DOG! I can have whatever I want! YES I CAN!! WhatEVER I want for my 7th birthday. I can have whatever I want and I don't need to ask Abba if I can have it. Because I can have WHATEVER I WANT!"
And why I think that child should get duct tape for his 7th birthday.