Wednesday, March 19, 2008
It's not natural for a dog to poop on the pavement.
Just plain dadgum unnatural.
I hate walking by a dog taking a crap on the sidewalk in Manhattan.
They look horridly embarrassed: ears back, necks out, beady little eyes, glancing ashamedly at passer-bys. The dogs hate it, too! No grass or shrubs to hide their gross contorted excrementing bodies.
Gross, gross, gross.